Crap, that didn't help. *breaks out the Dyson hand dryer (do you know what I am talking about? Those bad boys are intense!) to blow the thick layer of dust that has settled on her poor neglected blog*
Much better.
Hi. How's it going? Long time no blog. Because I am awesome like that.
So, it's Christmas time! Yay! And here's a picture of our tree! Double yay!
Don't mind the bare spot in the middle. It's actually a blob of ornaments, candy canes and pipe cleaner creations. And it's beautiful. Almost as beautiful as the homemade tree topper. Nothing says Christmas like a paper plate festooned with a glittery foam star, ribbons and neon pompoms. We don't hold back when it comes to decking the halls, baby. Full glitter ahead!
Anywho, hi. I am alive. I am not in jail for selling my child to the gypsies. I know you were worried.
